Urban All-Round Master-Chapter 31 - God Created Man from Clay

31: Chapter 31: God Created Man from Clay

31 -31: God Created Man from Clay

“Hey, girl, do you realize what has happened?” Lin Zifeng stared at her with a serious face.

“Stop trying to distract me.

I’m going to kill you!

I’m going to kill you!” she said, continuing to throw her feeble punches, but suddenly, she felt an unusual discomfort in her lower abdomen.

“You beast!

What on earth did you do to me?”

The young girl suddenly squatted down, noticing something had touched her from below.

“Damn it!

What could I possibly have done?

I didn’t do anything!” Lin Zifeng complained.

Could he really be blamed for this?

He really was too wronged!

Not even a river of blood in June could wash away his innocence.

“You still say you didn’t do anything?

Then why do I feel pain?”

“…”

Damn, is she really this dumb or just pretending to be?

If you poke your ear with a pair of tweezers, would you say it’s the ear that hurts or the tweezers?

Lin Zifeng was frustrated.

Was this girl’s brain filled with something different from everyone else’s?

“If you don’t get up, it’s going to hurt even more,” Lin Zifeng said seriously.

“No way, I’ve said it; I’m going to fight you to the death!

I must seek justice.

You sleazy uncle, you dared to steal my first kiss yesterday!

I’m not going to let this go.

I demand revenge; I want it back!”

Hua Buqi was like a child, straddling Lin Zifeng’s body, moving restlessly back and forth, itching him to death.

“Even if you want revenge, can’t you be more straightforward?

This is really uncomfortable for me.”

Lin Zifeng squinted his eyes, enjoying the intermittent rush of pleasure, which was unfortunately interrupted at crucial moments, as the girl stopped again.

Wasn’t she just teasing him?

If someone were there, they would have gasped at Hua Buqi’s position, which was simply too seductive.

Lin Zifeng lay beneath her, legs apart, his hands pinned to the ground by Hua Buqi, who sat astride his lower abdomen in her pajamas, especially the things in front, dazzlingly white and lustrous.

“Huh?

What are you hiding down there?”

Seemingly noticing Lin Zifeng’s odd expression, Hua Buqi slowly felt something below her, always something nudging her edge, making her uncomfortable.

“Uh—just kill me, please, put me out of my misery.

Better to be killed by you than die like this.

I’ll even save on the cost of a coffin, damn it.”

Lin Zifeng was in extreme agony.

“Kill you?

Hmph!

Killing you would be letting you off too easy.

I won’t kill you; I want to torment you slowly, make you suffer a living death.”

“Damn!

Do you have to be so ‘bust’ally brutal?” Lin Zifeng said with a grimace; it seemed this girl really wanted him to die a miserable death.

“That’s how brutal it is!

Are you scared now?”

Ugh…

I said ‘bust’ally brutal, not brutally brutal!!!

Lin Zifeng was distressed.

Now, anything he said was pointless; more words, more tears.

“Can you get up, please?

If not, can we change places?

Sitting on me is really uncomfortable, don’t you know?

I’m not young anymore, I can’t withstand this kind of torment.

If something were to happen to me, it wouldn’t matter much for me, but what about you?

You’re still young, you know?

You’re so young, you know that, right?”

“I don’t know jack!”

And so Lin Zifeng talked earnestly and at great length, only for her to dismiss all he said with a single word, ‘jack.’

“Fine then, seems like all I said was worth jack.”

“Hey!

I told you not to move.

Just lie there and let me punch you a few times to vent, then kick you a few times, and we can let it go.”

The young girl pointed at his nose, looking righteously indignant.

“Ha!

Let you punch me a few times to vent?

And then a few kicks?

What about me?

Where do I direct my frustration, eh?” Lin Zifeng was almost hopping mad.

Did this girl really take him for a punching bag?

Was it really necessary to pull such a long face over a simple kiss?

Did she have to make it sound so serious?

“I know you hate me for kissing you that day.

Okay.

To repay this debt, I’ve decided.”

“You’ve decided what?”

“I’ve decided to let you kiss me twice as compensation.

Does that work for you?”

“How can you be so shameless?

I’m going to fight you to the death!

I’m going to fight you to the death!!!”

Upon hearing this, Hua Buqi nearly passed out on the spot.

As a pure unmarried girl, having been kissed by such shameless means, and now he’s turning it around and suggesting I kiss him as compensation?

How utterly shameless could a man be!

How could there be such a person in the world?

Could it be…

oh, no!

When God was creating human beings, did he, in a moment of urgency, just slap a lump of clay on the ground and out popped this creature?