Urban All-Round Master-Chapter 30 - I Want to Play for Keeps with You

30: Chapter 30: I Want to Play for Keeps with You

30 -30: I Want to Play for Keeps with You

But the way Lin Zifeng was just now, all serious, it was as if everything he’d said was true.

“Haha, honey, why would I treat your cousin like that?

Besides, your cousin is my cousin too.”

Lin Zifeng chuckled.

“You!”

Nangong Bing felt like she simply couldn’t communicate with the guy in front of her.

“Let me tell you, don’t call me ‘honey’ anymore, I have absolutely nothing to do with you.

Make that crystal clear,” Nangong Bing said, pointing a knife and fork at Lin Zifeng.

“Uh…, but you are my wife, that’s a fact!” Lin Zifeng rolled his eyes.

“Lin!

If you say I’m your wife again, you better get the hell out!

I have nothing to do with you, you hear me clearly.

I was young before, the mess our parents made shouldn’t be my burden to bear, nor do I have any obligation to bear it.

Get real, there’s no way this is going to work between us.”

As Nangong Bing spoke these words, she was nearly always pointing her knife and fork at Lin Zifeng’s nose, perhaps the anger clouded her judgement, temporarily forgetting her ladylike image.

“This…

this isn’t great, right?”

Lin Zifeng made a weird face and continued, “Moreover, I am two years older than you.

When you were little, you always pestered to play with my little JJ, and you said you would never marry anyone but me.

Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten all that?”

“Just shut up!

Who pestered to play with your stupid thing, who said I would marry no one but you?

Make it clear, I’ve already completely forgotten those things, furthermore, who takes a child’s words seriously?”

“I do!”

“Believe that yourself, big-headed ghost.

Remember, we have nothing to do with each other, and please don’t mention those two words to me ever again!

OK!”

Having said that, Nangong Bing frowned and stormed off towards the office, her small purse in hand.

She didn’t want to give this shameless guy a chance to take any advantage later.

“Hey!

With such a rich breakfast, won’t you eat more?”

Nangong Bing didn’t even want to deal with him and directly headed to the garage with her small purse.

Lin Zifeng was left sitting dumbfounded at the dining table.

Just then, little Hua Buqi with her hand half-covering her mouth, seemingly nauseous and irate, charged towards Lin Zifeng, her demeanor drastically changed.

“You disgusting beast of a perverted, shameless old man.

Were you playing with me on purpose?

You almost made me vomit my guts out.

Damn you, I’m going to fight you one on one, I’m ready to risk it all!”

The shrill scream suddenly filled the room.

Clearly, the little girl was furious to the point of exploding.

“Hey!

Hey!

Listen, miss, I was just kidding earlier.

The instant noodles were actually made with normal boiling water, and the vanilla ice cream was given to me by the maid in the kitchen, absolutely no poison, no harm, I assure you it’s completely safe.

Please, don’t do anything rash!”

“You!

You!

You bastard!

You didn’t do anything wrong, then why didn’t you tell me earlier?

Were you doing it on purpose?”

“Haha, why would I do it on purpose?

You’re so pretty, how could I bear to hurt you?”

While saying this, Lin Zifeng’s eyes, filled with shrewdness, couldn’t help but glance at Hua Buqi’s tightly closed legs, his face full of smiles.

Remembering what had happened the day before with Lin Zifeng, the little girl’s face immediately turned dark.

“If it wasn’t intentional, then it was deliberate, right?

Animal!

I’m ready to fight you!”

After speaking, Hua Buqi, with a tender voice tinged with anger, yelled out and fiercely lunged at Lin Zifeng.

“Hey, hey, could you try to act a bit more ladylike?

You should know you’re gonna bear the consequences if anything goes awry.”

“After you, you big pig head, yah!”

The little girl with her tiny fists raised, howling and grimacing comically, started punching towards Lin Zifeng.

Just then, Hua Buqi, wearing slippers with unstable steps, suddenly stepped on her nightgown and catapulted forward like a cannonball.

Lin Zifeng, with his quick reflexes, saw the tender young girl flying through the air; it would have been such a waste if she fell hard.

Without a second thought, Lin Zifeng took a quick step forward, his feet sliding, and swooped in with a graceful and elegant sweep.

By now, the girl’s screams could probably shatter the entire villa, but fortunately, everyone knew Nangong Bing had such a quirky cousin; otherwise, they would have suspected something sinister.

“Bang~!”

Lin Zifeng at the bottom, Hua Buqi on top, she crashed hard onto Lin Zifeng’s body.

Lin Zifeng grimaced from the pain, but the little girl showed not an ounce of sympathy or comfort.

She quickly climbed off him and started flailing her little fists towards his nose, hitting left and right.

Though her punches weren’t very strong, they were still punches, nothing to joke about.

If he got hit, it wouldn’t be deadly, but it would half kill him.

The nose is one of the most vulnerable parts of the human body.

“You beast, you beast.

You villain, I’m going to kill you, I’m going to kill you!”

While waving her fists, the girl continued to mutter her curses incessantly.

“Damn it!

You’re actually hitting me?” Lin Zifeng was almost in pieces.

He intended to catch her with good intentions, yet this was the thanks he got.

Jesus, had he known, he would have just pretended not to see her.

“I’ll kill you, I’ll kill you, I want to kill you, I am going to kill you!”

The girl had completely lost it, her rosy cheeks puffed out in fury, and although her punches were soft, they packed power, making Lin Zifeng wince with every blow.

At this rate, if she kept going, it wouldn’t be just his bones she smashed, but there’d be blood too.

“Look, young lady, if you keep this up, don’t blame uncle here for hitting you back!”

Lin Zifeng wanted to push her away, and if he really wanted to, he could have easily done so, even flicking her off with a slight push.

But that wouldn’t seem honorable to do to such an ignorant young girl; besides, she was still young, he should forgive her if he could.

However, right at that moment, the darned girl, amid her struggle, suddenly plopped down onto her bottom.

…

Suddenly!!!

Lin Zifeng’s head was spinning, his mind flashing to possible consequences.

Now he was really playing with fire.

Lin Zifeng was so vexed he could almost die.

What was worse, the girl seemed completely oblivious, as if she knew nothing at all.

Was she really clueless, or feigning ignorance?

That…

was hard to determine.