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A Top Scholar in Everything-Chapter 105: Fat Otaku Cultivation!
Chapter 105: Chapter 105: Fat Otaku Cultivation!
As the prompt from the academic space appeared, several display screens within it shut down at that moment, falling into darkness.
It seemed to truly be shutting down for an upgrade.
A series of inexplicable knowledge appeared in Baiyu’s mind, precisely the circulation path and cultivation method of the "Ice Skin Jade Bone Skill."
The full name of the Ice Skin Jade Bone Skill is "Ice Skin Jade Bone Perpetual Blood Qi Detonation Extreme Recovery Ordinary Immortal Cultivation Skill," but because its original name is too long, the space simplified it to "Ice Skin Jade Bone Skill."
Such a long name, at first glance, it’s definitely the real deal.
Baiyu browsed through the knowledge in his mind.
The minimum requirement for cultivating the Ice Skin Jade Bone Skill is the opening of the Five Meridians with a smooth flow of blood qi within the body.
Moreover, the name sounds like some kind of Body Refining Technique, even strengthening towards a specific direction, but after truly understanding it, this thing is surprisingly a proper "Core Spirit Technique."
What is called a Core Spirit Technique is a martial artist’s technique that is related to their blood qi and is intimately tied to their essence.
Some blood qi carries the power of flame, some the power of rejuvenation, some the power of corrosion... These different effects of blood qi are a result of the different Core Spirit Techniques. freewebnøvel.com
The Ice Skin Jade Bone Skill, as it happens, is a Core Spirit Technique with the power of recovery!
Exactly.
The name of this thing is completely misleading, having nothing to do with the power of ice.
From the full name, the major capability of the Ice Skin Jade Bone Skill is the "Perpetual Blood Qi Detonation Extreme Recovery Ordinary Immortal Cultivation," while the "Ice Skin" and "Jade Bone" are side effects when practicing the spirit technique.
What a ridiculous name.
"First, remember the specific blood qi circulation route, then look at the visualization diagram."
"Speaking of which, what exactly is this visualization diagram?"
Baiyu continued to flip through the knowledge of the Ice Skin Jade Bone Skill in his mind until he came to a page with the visualization diagram and his face dropped.
The image turned out to be a bottle of "Fat Otaku Happy Water!"
Produced by "Western Distant Star System Carbonated Beverage Factory."
There seemed to be some strange knowledge added to his mind.
Baiyu grimaced and concentrated on the image of that Happy Water in his mind. Amazingly, after a while, he felt a stirring within his blood qi.
No, it’s not exactly a stirring.
If he had to describe it, his blood qi now seemed like a bottle of Fat Otaku Happy Water, shaken vigorously and then abruptly opened by someone.
His blood qi burst out from the bottle like Happy Water.
This is the true essence of Happy Water!
A powerful blood qi recovery ability can achieve an explosive power akin to a small universe’s burn in a short time.
Baiyu’s expression gradually turned serious.
No, no.
The rewards from the space couldn’t possibly be this simple.
Just like the "Armstrong Rotary Accelerator Jet Vibration Cannon" would unleash destructive power when fired at a 45-degree angle into the sky.
The Ice Skin Jade Bone Skill, as the ultimate reward for a major mission, couldn’t be such a shallow thing?
Baiyu continued to browse further.
Indeed.
Besides "quick blood qi recovery" and "quick explosive power," the Ice Skin Jade Bone Skill had another particularly powerful function.
Rapid recovery of physical strength and spiritual fatigue!
After cultivating the Ice Skin Jade Bone Skill, just drinking any brand of cola before its expiry can rapidly recover physical strength and spiritual state.
Burn away the strong otaku immortal cultivation power, eradicating fatigue and drowsiness from the root.
This thing is actually an immortal cultivation technique!
"Indeed, the stuff in the space is all bizarre things."
Baiyu finally let out the complaints he had been holding in for a long time.
After finishing browsing through the entire Ice Skin Jade Bone Skill.
Its massive amount of knowledge rapidly reorganized in his mind, finally forming a skill description.
[Ice Skin Jade Bone Skill]
Tier: Epic Spirit Technique
Effect:
1. Source of Happiness — Blood qi recovery speed x5.
2. Carbonated Burst — Blood qi increases by x10 in five seconds, unable to die by any means during this period.
3. Ice Skin Jade Bone — Provides a good pathological skin tone for fat otakus who haven’t seen sunlight outside their room for a long time, with a physical recovery power x5.
4. Fat Otaku Cultivation — After drinking any brand of cola, one can actively and vigorously function for 36 hours, falling into a deep, highly efficient sleep state for one hour afterward, eradicating all tiredness during that period. Waking up refreshed with no fatigue or stress to carry into the next day.
Note: Fat otaku saves money for three thousand years, turning away from worldly dust to not become an immortal. Fall leaves and winter snow, all for the paper thin world of the second dimension.
Snap.
Baiyu couldn’t control his strength and crushed the "Three Hundred Bedtime Stories" into pieces.
What kind of a lousy cultivation technique is this anyway?
"Do I really have to use this as my core technique?"
He fell into deep thought.
From its effects, this thing is indeed powerful.
Five times blood qi recovery speed, five times physical recovery speed, the five-second real man tenfold burst, and finally a defying-the-heavens immortal cultivation effect of working 36 hours while only needing an hour of sleep. Compared to that, the 996 corporate slaves pale in comparison.
This truly is an immortal cultivation technique...
But.
Its laughable ability description and that intensely charactered note made Baiyu hesitant.
If you cultivate this spirit technique, it’s basically giving up on principles!
"Shouldn’t principles be more valuable than this?"
"But for the sake of protecting the Human Race and repelling the Exotic Beasts, this sacrifice... is worth it!"
Baiyu donned a look of righteousness, starting to mobilize his blood qi, following the circulation path of the Ice Skin Jade Bone Skill, charging through those tiny qi veins while silently visualizing that bottle of "Fat Otaku Happy Water."
Very soon.
He felt a coolness all over.
This coolness was not cold, but like drinking a bottle of chilled cola during a hot summer day when parched, an utterly refreshing experience that sends you spiraling into the sky.
Simultaneously.
His blood qi surged like flowing rivers, perpetuating and moving at more than double the speed.
This is the manifestation of entry into the Ice Skin Jade Bone Skill!
Baiyu was overjoyed and eager to go to the Martial Arts Hall, not bothering to have dinner.
...
There are three Martial Arts Halls on the steamship.
However, the largest one is undeniably the "Erza Martial Arts Dojo."
On the steamship, be it any facility or venue, the one with Erza as the leading name is always the largest.
Such as the Erza Cafeteria, the Erza Shooting Range, the Erza Library, etc...
Baiyu went straight to the Erza Martial Arts Dojo.
There were quite a few students practicing martial arts here, most of whom Baiyu didn’t recognize, likely students from other cities.
He went straight to the second level and used his identity card to open a private cultivation room for an hour.
At that moment, he wished to test out the recovery ability of the Ice Skin Jade Bone Skill.
The private cultivation room wasn’t large, just about twenty square meters.
It contained various weapons, as well as mechanical mannequins and combat robots.
Baiyu gathered his blood qi and punched the robot with a heavy blow.
Bang.
A crisp sound of impact rang out.
This punch depleted a tenth of the blood qi within his body.
The Ice Skin Jade Bone Skill operated tirelessly, and with just one circulation, the blood qi within replenished again. This process took just the duration of a breath.
The fivefold recovery capacity is truly not to be underestimated!