Urban All-Round Master-Chapter 78 - Uncle is Very Pure

78: Chapter 78 Uncle is Very Pure

78 -78 Uncle is Very Pure

“You beast, you’re back?

Wow, you scared me to death; you’re finally back.” Just when Lin Zifeng had opened the villa’s room door, Hua Buqi was sitting pitifully in the living room, staring blankly at the TV.

The moment Lin Zifeng entered, the young girl transformed, embracing Lin Zifeng in a hug, just like a child, and her pretty eyes even shimmered with a few tears.

Embraced by Hua Buqi, Lin Zifeng was startled at first, almost freezing on the spot.

This…

was this young girl’s blessing too…

too much?!

Um…

no way!

I hadn’t seen her for just an afternoon, and she’s become this dependent on me?

Lin Zifeng’s mischievous gaze darted around.

But Hua Buqi, just like a child who never grew up, once she hugged Lin Zifeng, she started to jump and hop around, as if she had seen the dawn’s early light.

Her budding chest rubbed against Lin Zifeng’s chest, immediately giving him a restless feeling inside.

You had to know, although Huahua wasn’t very big, nor was her chest particularly large, there was still some substance there!

Especially in the scorching summer heat, the friction was immensely comfortable.

“Um…

Look, Huahua, if you keep hugging me like this, I’m going to run out of breath.” Lin Zifeng didn’t really want to disturb the comfortable sensation, but Hua Buqi’s hug was simply too tight, and his poor neck was about to snap.

“Uncle, it’s just so great you’re back.”

Um…

She changed how she addressed him again.

Hua Buqi was clearly too excited, and suddenly she planted a firm kiss on Lin Zifeng’s dark and muddled face.

With a “smack,” Lin Zifeng’s eyes bulged as if he were a dumbstruck ox.

This…

this came too fast!

I wasn’t ready for you to start kissing me!

Lin Zifeng stood as still as a statue, dumbfounded, for several seconds.

Only then did Hua Buqi come to her senses.

The police had come earlier to apprehend someone, which had really scared the timid Hua Buqi.

It felt as though the sky was falling, and she lost her ability to think for herself in an instant, since she was still quite young and had lived a rather smooth life until now.

Suddenly, the man she would scathingly call “beastly uncle” was arrested, and she was emotionally unsettled all day.

She’d heard the rumor that those who get nabbed by the police usually take a beating in the station to suppress their sharp qi.

Imagining Lin Zifeng getting pitifully beaten at the public security bureau, Hua Buqi could not help but tear up at home, her delicate brows twisted like twisted dough.

She secretly wondered whether Lin Zifeng would come back looking like a pig’s head.

The young girl, who could grieve over stepping on a bug, how could she bear to see Lin Zifeng, with whom she’d lived these days, get beaten?

But now, seeing him alive and back home, she was overwhelmingly happy.

Her excitement was almost too much to handle.

However, after kissing Lin Zifeng’s face, the young girl, with her watery eyes, started to feel regret.

She prepared to forget that moment, as if it had never happened, but Lin Zifeng said something then.

“Huahua, did you just kiss me?”

Lin Zifeng touched his face and stared with questioning eyes.

Under Lin Zifeng’s intense gaze, the young girl’s face turned red with embarrassment.

Hurriedly, she explained, “Who…

who kissed you?

You’re really shameless.”

“Um…

You didn’t kiss me?

Weren’t you the one who just kissed me?

Look, my face still has your saliva on it.”

What!

Saliva!

I, Hua Buqi, give you the honor of a kiss, and you complain about saliva left on your face?

You…

you beast!

I, a youthfully unbeatable beautiful young girl, give you a kiss, and not only are you ungrateful, you even say I’ve left saliva on your face!

Ah!

You beast.

Hua Buqi mentally cursed Lin Zifeng one hundred and eight times.

“You…

where have you?

When did I ever kiss you.

I didn’t!

I didn’t!”

The girl hurriedly explained, pulling at her neck.

“Huahua, this is where you’re wrong.

I’ve got a fair and clean face, and I even spent money to wash it outside just now.

But the moment I walked in, you smeared my face with saliva.

Tell me, how are you going to compensate me for that?”

“You…

you!” Hua Buqi was suddenly intimidated by Lin Zifeng’s shameless words.

But the girl wasn’t stupid and, indignant, she retorted: “You owe me a kiss, you owe me my first kiss.

It’s my first kiss, you owe me, you owe me, I want you to compensate me.”

Seeing Lin Zifeng could shamelessly claim she spit on his face, Hua Buqi wasn’t foolish and quickly demanded Lin Zifeng compensate for her first kiss.

Moreover, she grabbed Lin Zifeng’s clothes and shook them vigorously, just like a naïve child, with an extremely loli voice.

Her coquettish tone nearly melted Lin Zifeng’s bones.

However, for an old hand in the Martial Arts World like Lin Zifeng, this was easy to handle.

“Since you’ve given your first kiss to me, I, as an uncle, can’t let you be at a loss.

Luckily, my first kiss is still intact, so I’ll give it to you as a compensation.”

“…!”

Hua Buqi was taken aback!

It took her a while to snap out of her daze and then, pointing at Lin Zifeng’s nose, she angrily exclaimed, “You…

how can you be so shameless?

You’re already so old, how can you dare claim your first kiss is still intact?

You…

you’re simply a beast!”

“Hehe, Huahua, you don’t understand.

I’ve grown up without even touching a woman’s hand, and I’m still a pure virgin.

A first kiss is such a holy and glorious thing, how can I just give it away to anyone?

I should at least save it for beautiful girls like you, a young and invincible beauty.

By giving my first kiss to you, my life would be complete,” Lin Zifeng professed with an air of righteous nobility, leaving the girl dumbfounded.

If there were anyone around at that moment, they would undoubtedly curse Lin Zifeng for being a beast!

This scene was just like that melodramatic moment on TV, where an uncle, claiming to be a virgin, is deceiving some pure and cute moe loli.

It would be downright classic if accompanied by the line “Uncle has a big sausage!”

“I don’t want it!

No way,” Hua Buqi pouted, tilting her adorable little head, puffing her rosy cheeks, with an expression that said, ‘Uncle, you’re so lewd.’

Speaking of which, Lin Zifeng was rather unfortunate that, with Huahua around, his nickname was just like the outside world’s ignored buns—’Beast, scoundrel, bastard, uncle, Uncle!’ These nicknames, like a chain, seemed locked on him, and even if Lin Zifeng didn’t act like a beast, it felt like he was somehow betraying the ‘beast’ Huahua spoke of.

In reality, Lin Zifeng wasn’t much older than her and also appeared quite young, but Huahua kept calling him ‘uncle’ and ‘beast’.

Being called that day in, day out, one might actually turn into a beast even if they weren’t one to begin with.

“If you don’t want it, then forget it.”

Lin Zifeng, keeping a straight face, pretended to be angry, although he was doing it on purpose.

He wanted Huahua to forget about the kiss, because if he kept trying to please her, who knows if the girl might end up fighting for her life with him again!

Last time Huahua lost her temper, she insisted on playing a life-and-death game with Lin Zifeng.

As they played, Huahua later realized she had started bleeding below, but Lin Zifeng hadn’t been aware at all, not knowing that she nearly lost her purity because of him.