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Urban All-Round Master-Chapter 51 - I Don’t Like Men
51: Chapter 51 I Don’t Like Men
51 -51 I Don’t Like Men
“Time is limited, let’s not dilly-dally.
I brought the suit you asked for, now what should I do?”
“Uncle, hurry up and change into these clothes, then later DAWI will do your makeup.”
“I need makeup too?
Ain’t I a bodyguard?
Since when do bodyguards need makeup?”
The more Lin Zifeng looked at that effeminate stylist, the more disgusted he felt, almost wanting to punch him outright.
If it were someone else, he could’ve flirted a bit, but this was a damn effeminate man; even if his tastes were heavy, he didn’t have the guts for that!
Who could be so shameless as to like effeminate men?
Especially the flamboyancy that emanated from him, practically just like a woman.
The mix of his cologne with the scent of female jasmine perfume created an especially repulsive smell.
His hair was like a burnt torch in curls, and he wore oversized glasses without lenses.
His hands, his neck, his ears, all adorned with jewelry.
He gave off a strange, mincing vibe.
Lin Zifeng looked down on him with utter disdain.
Yet, while holding his makeup kit, the flamboyant stylist chuckled, “Little security guard, I never noticed how handsome you are.
Don’t worry, don’t be scared; I’m a professional.
I’ll definitely make you look pretty and nice.”
Pretty and nice?
Your grandpa!
I’m a real man, if you dare turn me into something like you, I swear I’ll end your lineage!
…
“Say Hua Buqi, are you sure about this guy?
How about, we spend some money and hire a proper security person?
What do you think?”
Meng Youjing didn’t seem to have much faith in Lin Zifeng either, seeing him as a loser without proper bearings, god knows whether he would run off by himself if something went wrong.
What troubled Meng Youjing the most was that Lin Zifeng was too handsome, upstaging everyone by dominating the scene.
As Hua Buqi’s manager, she couldn’t help but think about these things; after all, Hua Buqi was the celebrity she had crafted from scratch, and a lot of thought had been put into personal reputation and commercial tactics.
In her eyes, Hua Buqi was nearly her everything, a manager in the entertainment industry can’t possibly serve many celebrities in their lifetime since they have almost complete control over every aspect of them, whether good or bad, they know it all.
That’s why managers in the entertainment industry almost see the celebrities they manage as their second life.
“No need, no need, let’s just go with him.
He should be able to handle it.” Hua Buqi was, after all, still too childish, not caring about personal fame or the like.
In any case, her dad was one of the directors and shareholders of Tianyu Group; if things got too tough, she could simply have the group handle it and be done with advertisements and endorsements.
The reason she wanted Lin Zifeng as her personal bodyguard was indeed mixed with personal reasons.
After Lin Zifeng had changed into the suit, that effeminate guy named DAWI, with his swaying hips and affected gestures, started fussing over Lin Zifeng’s face and hair.
Smelling the mix of cologne and jasmine, Lin Zifeng really felt the urge to curse out loud.
“Don’t move!
Relax okay, I’m professional.”
I’m professional my foot!
Is it professional to take this long just for styling?
You think hair gel is free, what, just slapping it onto my head like water, huh!
Finally, after Lin Zifeng had endured it with great patience, it was done.
Looking at his handsome self in the mirror, gotta say, it was like he’d suddenly returned to his eighteen-year-old self, dashing and brimming with an aura that was so compelling he was even a bit charmed by himself.
Especially his sharp, well-defined brows and fierce eyes, with just a slight furrow, seemed to sparkle lightly from within, and even the flamboyant DAWI beside him exclaimed this was his masterpiece.
“Wow!
So handsome!
So cool!
Just perfect.”
The effeminate stylist danced around, twisting his bulky frame, to the point where even Lin Zifeng, with his lower threshold for aesthetics, almost threw up.
When he went downstairs, the guy didn’t forget to pinch Lin Zifeng’s butt hard and even winked at him while shooting him a flirtatious look.
But what he got in response was Lin Zifeng’s fury.
Lin Zifeng grabbed his neck viciously and, with a fierce look in his tiger eyes, hoisted him up.
“Remember this!
Don’t ever touch me again; I don’t like men.”
Watching Lin Zifeng’s eyes brimming with killing aura, the makeup artist David inwardly exclaimed how manly he was.
After being set down by Lin Zifeng, he looked at Lin Zifeng’s departing figure with admiration.
Muttering to himself, “So cool!
That’s exactly my type of man.”
When Lin Zifeng came down the stairs, Hua Buqi’s first impression was that she had seen a ghost!
“Wow!
So handsome!”
In an instant, both girls were staring with astonished eyes, hardly able to believe that he, who had been such a loser a moment ago, had now transformed into someone so dashing!
It was as if he had become a different person entirely.
Even Meng Youjing, who had seen countless beautiful men, was a bit smitten by Lin Zifeng’s appearance, given the enormous contrast to just moments before!
And he was brimming with masculinity.
If compared with the beautiful male celebrities in the entertainment industry, Meng Youjing still preferred the type like Lin Zifeng.
Because the so-called male models and handsome guys in the industry are mostly made-up and surgically enhanced, looking good but useless.
In bed, they can’t even manage an erection, something as small as that challenges them, often leaving them wanting more effort, but not enough ability.
A real man should be like Lin Zifeng, standing in the center like a javelin!
His stern appearance gave off a palpable aura of severity.
His chiseled features seemed eternally unflappable, and his well-built frame looked lean but was filled with explosive power; the short, eyebrow-length hair added to his heroic spirit.
Teamed with a sharp, fitted Armani suit for men, he was just irresistibly cool!
An absolute heartbreaker for young girls.
A true man should not only look attractive on the outside, the more important thing is, he has to perform even better in bed.
Otherwise, what the hell are you talking about being a man for?
To be honest, in today’s society, it’s no longer fashionable to have very long hair and an odd style; such an appearance could only be deemed as a non-mainstream pretty boy.
A real handsome man emphasizes domineering qualities and charisma.
Just like Lin Zifeng at this moment.
He most certainly didn’t look a day over twenty!
A true young and attractive man.
“Heh heh, handsome, right?” Lin Zifeng pulled out a cigarette and casually lit it up.
That’s when the makeup artist David also came down from upstairs.
First, he flirtatiously greeted Hua Buqi and the others, then plonked down on the sofa and said, “Well?
I told you I’m a professional, it would never be bad, now it’s handsome, right?”
“David, you’re so awesome!
He’s completely changed now.
Why don’t you give me a makeover too?”
Hua Buqi and the flamboyant makeup artist acted like siblings, constantly taking selfies together.
“Cough cough!
Have you guys gone crazy enough?
He is just a small bodyguard after all.
Huahua, you are the star today.
David, don’t screw things up; hurry and do Huahua’s makeup.”
Even though Lin Zifeng now looked very handsome, to Meng Youjing he was treated no differently than a bodyguard.
He could not be upgraded in status because there were simply too many handsome men and beautiful women in the entertainment industry.
Every day, who knows how many were subjected to unspoken rules.
A man like Lin Zifeng, with just a handsome face, was not worth her further consideration, let alone any ambiguous friction.
In her eyes, Huahua was her everything.
She wanted to make Hua Buqi into the most popular girl icon in Asia!
Only then could she rise in the entertainment industry.