My CEO Baby Daddy Keeps Falling for My Tricks-Chapter 802: Picky Patient 809

Qin Muchuan always had a gloomy face, looking so ugly it seemed he could freeze into ice.

After washing the lunch box, Lin Xiangwan had just settled into the sofa and hadn’t even taken out her phone yet.

"I want to drink water!"

Qin Muchuan ordered.

"Didn’t you just drink some?" Lin Xiangwan asked, wrinkling her nose.

"I’m thirsty again!" he said, deliberately making things difficult. "What, don’t I have the right to drink water now?"

Lin Xiangwan didn’t argue with him and handed him a bottle of opened mineral water.

He didn’t even take it. "No, I want something hot!"

"You just said the room was too warm and wanted something cold!" Lin Xiangwan retorted.

Qin Muchuan raised his eyes and looked at her coldly. "Earlier was earlier, now is now. It was very warm before, so I drank cold water, now it’s cold, so I want warm water!"

"Completely unreasonable!" Lin Xiangwan sent him these four words.

Seizing the opportunity, he pressed on. "You’re saying I’m unreasonable? I want to know how I’m unreasonable. Well, go on, tell me?"

Lin Xiangwan pointed at his slightly red cheeks and the beads of sweat on his forehead. "Your face is sweaty from the heat, and yet you claim you’re cold?"

A sly smile briefly played across Qin Muchuan’s lips, but he quickly resumed his serious demeanor. "Wife, I remember you were a top student. Didn’t you understand physics in high school? You should know that sweating is a process of removing heat from the body and also consumes a lot of heat. Because it’s used up, I feel cold. That’s perfectly normal, right?"

Lin Xiangwan rolled her eyes. "All you want is a cup of boiled water, right? If you want it, I’ll heat it for you. Why all the fuss?"

Having said that, she poured the mineral water into the electric kettle and switched on the power.

Soon, she handed him a cup of boiled water.

As he took the cup, he immediately frowned. "Ouch, are you trying to scald me to death? Do you hate me that much?"

"You were the one who asked for boiled water!" Lin Xiangwan emphasized.

"I asked for boiled water, but I didn’t ask for it to be this hot. Can anyone drink boiling-hot water straight from the kettle at 100 degrees?" Qin Muchuan asked seriously, raising his eyes.

Lin Xiangwan took a deep breath. "Qin Muchuan, how much longer are you planning to make unreasonable demands, huh? Yes, freshly boiled water can’t be drunk immediately. Who told you to drink it right away? Can’t you blow on it, and drink it when it’s ready?"

"Then you blow on it for me, and I’ll drink when it’s ready!" he continued to demand.

"Blow on it yourself!"

"I am injured!"

Lin Xiangwan’s eyes were wide with anger. "You’re injured, but it’s your leg that’s hurt, not your arm!"

"It doesn’t matter where the injury is; right now, I can’t hold the cup for too long as it could affect my recovery."

"I don’t care!"

Qin Muchuan frowned again, then said, almost righteously, "Is this how you treat someone who has served his country? Do you know? I am a hero of the nation, and I have the right to enjoy your careful care and service!"

"Shameless!" Lin Xiangwan was almost driven to laughter by his audacity. How could someone be so annoying?

"Where am I shameless? You are getting paid quite handsomely for taking care of me here, and that’s from the organization. What’s wrong with me asking you to be more careful and serious?"

"Do you think I care about that little money? Do you think I value it?" Lin Xiangwan asked, showing her disdain.

Qin Muchuan haughtily arched an eyebrow. "You should value it, regardless of whether you want to or not. Otherwise, any slight negligence on your part counts as disrespect towards the nation!"

"Bullshit!" Lin Xiangwan bluntly retorted.

She wasn’t affiliated with any organization; she was just a freelancer, what did she have to do with the nation?

As the water in Qin Muchuan’s hand gradually cooled, he took a sip. "Still too hot, put it back!"

Damn, he wasn’t even thirsty.

He just wanted to find a topic to chat with her!

Lin Xiangwan put the cup back and took out her phone, ready to look at it.

Qin Muchuan’s demanding voice rang out again. "I need to urinate!"

Lin Xiangwan, her patience worn thin, put her phone down again. "Qin Muchuan, do you have no filters?"

"Uh... no filters!" Qin Muchuan answered very seriously.

"Annoying!"

Although dissatisfied, she still brought the urinal to him. "You can manage it yourself, right?"

Qin Muchuan spread his hands as though he was completely paralyzed. "No."

"Your hands are fine now; why can’t you do it yourself? I don’t care anymore, here’s the stuff!" she yelled briskly.

Qin Muchuan looked particularly troubled and pitiful. "Wanwan, isn’t this for your own good? If I touch it, you’ll have to help me wash my hands later, which would be even more troublesome!"

"..." Lin Xiangwan yelled at him furiously.

Under her fiery gaze, he pleaded for a compromise. "Of course, if you insist that I do it myself, fine, I’ll handle it!"

"Forget it, I’ll do it!"

Lin Xiangwan conceded, knowing that helping him wash his hands afterward would take even more time.

"Yeah, then help me!"

Qin Muchuan lay half-reclined on the bed, his demeanor as arrogant as an ancient emperor.

Qin Muchuan laughed. "That’s not even the main point; the main thing is, when the carer comes and sees the bed in this state, they’ll definitely think you haven’t taken good care of me. They won’t laugh at me; they’ll laugh at you, Mrs. Qin. Is that really what you want?"