I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse-Chapter 1334: Little Brother (Six Updates)

Chapter 1334: Chapter 1334: Little Brother (Six Updates) fгeewёbnoѵel.cσm

Faced with the siege of two experts, you not only showed no sign of panic but immediately put the Mysterious Iron Knife into the Spatial Bag, then drew out Ming Ye.

"Howling Pride of the Hungry Wolf!"

As soon as Ming Ye appeared, the world changed color, and a chilling wind swept across the grassland, as a powerful killing intent gushed out like huge waves. Your whole body was surrounded by blue light, shooting towards the two of them like a laser. They only felt as if their bodies were struck by some strong force, their chests went cold, and they immediately spat out two mouthfuls of blood.

The blue light suddenly disappeared, you put away Ming Ye, turned to Smiling Knife and Feng Yujian lying on the ground, and said, "Do you submit?"

"Submit to hell, the two of us brothers have both wit and bravery, you still have to beat us in intelligence!"

"No problem, what do you want to compete in?"

"Wordplay!"

"No problem." You said with a smile.

Smiling Knife glared at you and said, "Big fish eats small fish, small fish eats shrimp, shrimp drinks water, the truth is exposed when the water recedes."

You raised your brows and replied with a smile, "Elder brother hits the little brother, little brother hits the little sister, the little sister cries, tears flow like river water."

"Doesn’t count, doesn’t count. Your response is not neat." Smiling Knife laughed and said, "You didn’t respond well, you lost."

"Is that so, then how about this one? Master presses the master’s wife, the master’s wife presses the bed, the bed presses the ground, the ground shakes the mountains."

"Haha, you lost, it’s my turn!" Smiling Knife was about to speak when Feng Yujian burst out laughing, "Hum hum gas gas praise praise kill kill slash slash!"

"Is that okay?" You were stunned for a moment. He took a step, smiled, and said, "Naggy naggy haha playful nagging."

"Is that okay?" The two brothers opened their mouths wide simultaneously.

"Hey, it’s because you guys didn’t play by the rules, so of course I won’t show weakness. Hehe, now do you submit?"

The two looked around at each other, then shouted in unison, "Boss!"

You were extremely proud, as it was so easy to gain two strong subordinates. Of course, in the real world, it also meant two more comrades for you.

"By the way, are you friends in the real world?" You, Smiling Knife, and Feng Yujian lay on the grass, looking at the blue sky.

"We are blood brothers, I’m the elder brother, he’s the younger brother." Smiling Knife said with a smile.

"Nonsense, I’m the elder brother, you’re the younger brother!" Feng Yujian quickly sat up.

Seeing that the two were about to start fighting again, you quickly stopped them: "Arguing like this is not a solution, how about I give you an idea?"

"Boss, you say." The two said together.

"Since you’re brothers, why distinguish between elder and younger? Just call each other brothers when you meet from now on. And if someone asks who’s older, just point to the other and say he’s my brother. If that person insists on knowing, just beat them up."

"Sounds good."

"We can try that."

The two agreed, calling each other "brother", and immediately hugged each other, laughing: "Finally, no more fighting. Dad will be so happy."

"Boss, you’ve helped us a big deal, you’re our boss from now on."

"Right, call you Boss once, you’ll be our elder brother for life!"

Seeing them wanting to bow, you quickly helped them up: "Hey, good brothers, get up. We’re all family, no need for formality."

"Bro, are you the one that Eastern Cloud Dragon is after? You look so familiar." Smiling Knife looked at you.

"That’s right, it’s me."

"Wow!" The two brothers suddenly shouted, then gazed at you with eyes full of admiration, "You’re our idol. That battle on Zhonghua Star was so awesome. I couldn’t stand Xiao Feng and when you took him down, I was absolutely thrilled."

"Hah, of course you were thrilled. Weren’t you rolling in bed with a few girls at dad’s nightclub at the time?" Feng Yujian rolled his eyes at Smiling Knife.

"Hehe, same difference, same difference."

"Do you have a feud with Eastern Cloud Dragon?"

"More than a feud, it’s a damn blood grudge. My dad’s the boss of the Black Alliance on three planets, and Eastern Cloud Dragon’s dad has been fighting him under the banner of justice for over ten years, with no clear winner yet." Smiling Knife said with a laugh, "Boss, your machine is awesome, can you make me one when you have time?"

"I want one too!" Feng Yujian shouted with his hand raised.

You smiled bitterly, "I’m like a homeless dog now, how do I have the funds and materials to make it for you?"

Feng Yujian’s mind seemed slightly sharper than Smiling Knife’s: "That’s easy, a third of my dad’s business is arms dealing. He can’t wait for you to make us more of those Mech Soldiers. Dad’s loaded, money is not a problem."

"Let’s go back now!" Smiling Knife’s temperament was fiery and straightforward.

"Are you that dumb? Look at Boss’s expression, he’s definitely got something going on, otherwise, why would he be wandering on this grassland?" Feng Yujian knocked on Smiling Knife’s head.

"How dare you hit me?"

"So what if I hit you, bite me... Hey, you’re biting me!" With that, Feng Yujian didn’t back down and started fighting Smiling Knife again.

"Stop fighting!" You threw them aside like ragdolls and scolded, "You’re all brothers, what are you fighting for!"

As soon as you lost your temper, the two brothers quieted down, like kids who had made a mistake, looking at you.

"You two are not young anymore, fighting every day is such a waste of time. If you’re going to do something, do something big, like toppling the Eastern Clan! And the entire Alliance!"

The two exchanged glances and said in unison, "Great idea!"

"Boss, it seems even the heavens are helping you." Feng Yujian suddenly said.

"What do you mean?"

"You might not know, but the Milky Way Alliance, New Moon Galaxy, and Utopia Galaxy have signed a ceasefire agreement. But they also signed a secret agreement known only to them, where the three galaxies agreed not to start wars in the First World, but instead shift the battlefield to the Third World, meaning they’ll each pour half their forces into the Game World."

Smiling Knife continued, "Arrogance Game World will undergo changes in three days. All characters will only have one life in the game, once you die, you can’t revive, meaning once you’re dead, you can’t play this game anymore. The three galaxies are gearing up to settle the score in the Third World."

After hearing this, you nodded and said, "But that’s just a facade. What they really want is to recuperate during this time, and as soon as their energy is restored, a new interstellar war will break out. That’s our chance to take the historical stage!"

"Boss, I didn’t get what you said?" Smiling Knife scratched his head.

"Idiot, don’t you get it? Boss plans to dominate in the Game World to garner more troops and followers, while at the same time brewing his strength in the real world. By the time the three forces start a war, we can take advantage and reap the benefits." Feng Yujian revealed half of your thoughts.