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I Am Overpowered And A Comedian In Another World
I am Racist.I mean, my name is Racis T.I was a stand-up comedian. The flop kind. The type who only got laughs when someone else was roasting him.One night, I was doing a gig at a shady, run-down barthe kind where tattooed bikers drink motor oil for breakfast. I went in with my usual dark humor, but my jokes were getting the same reaction as my dating profile: complete silence.That didn't sit right with my inner artist, who was already starving to death. So I did what any committed comedian wouldI went darker.Turns out, one of my jokes (or all of them?) triggered a guy so hard that he pulled a trigger. Headshot. Instant death.But hey, look at this: A guy got triggered, so he pulled the trigger. That's wordplay. But who cares? I'm dead anyway.All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing, and maybe a few girls swooning over my wit. I never cared about money. The millions I'd have made would have gone to charityspecifically, 0.001% of it. See? I'm generous like that.Anyway, death is death. My story should've ended there.But if there is an afterlife, I had a simple wish: become a successful comedian, find a loving wife, and have just enough money to afford three meals a day and maybe a humble little private yacht. Or a jet. But that's it. Because, like I said, I don't care about money.Unfortunately, wishes don't work that way.Because, wellthere was an afterlife.And it was absolutely not what I wished for.
- C.59: Sexis, Please Delete Those Pics of the Crack
- C.58: He Tried to Bend His Antennas—Call NASA
- C.57: “He Asked How to Be King, They Said ‘Kill That Guy’ (It’s Me)”
- C.56: Please Stop Looking at Me While You Eat Legs
- C.55: “One Hideous Man Puked on Another—Absolute Cinema"
- C.54: We Were Epic for 3 Seconds, Then He Puked
- C.53: “I’m Not a Coward, I Just Forgot I Have a Sister”
- C.52: When Your Best Friend Clicks His Tongue at Your Survival
- C.51: Guess Who’s Not Invincible Anymore?
- C.50: Why Are My People So Creative When It Comes to My Balls and So Quiet When I Need Backup?
- C.49: Spider-Verse? Nah, This is the Sneaker-Verse
- C.48: The Demon Denied Me, and Honestly? Valid
- C.47: I Was Avoiding Death, Then I Crashed Into It
- C.46: The Idea Was to Motivate Them… But Half the Army Googled “Zenith”
- C.45: I almost called him brave, but warriors don’t typically mark their territory mid-battle
- C.44: “This Is Between Us” – Summons Every Living Creature Nearby
- C.43: When Life Gives You Lemons… Don’t Do This
- C.42: How to cheat death? Simple. Just die first
- C.41: "Help, I Can’t Breathe—But Let Me Explain in Detail."
- C.40: I Did Exactly What He Said So Why Am I On The Floor?
- C.39: He Gets Better Reception Than My Phone, and I’m the Alien?
- C.38: Supreme Man vs. Red Man: But I’m the One Getting Screwed
- C.37: Quick! Someone Less Important, Step Forward!
- C.36: We Were Hiding... And Then He Went Full Disco Mode
- C.35: Shakespeare In A Trash Can
- C.34: Bloodline Of Oxford Dictionary
- C.33: I am not Vin Diesel, I am Lose Petrol
- C.32: I am not in danger. I am the dan-Actually, on second thought, I am in danger
- C.31: Men like me don’t cower in fear, they just piss their pants
- C.30: Oh my god, okay it’s happening, everybody stay calm
- C.29: A Bald Man And Glory Hole
- C.28: If there is a hole, then there is a hope
- C.27: Dad Brought Milk, And It’s Exactly What You Think It Is
- C.26: The only reason I hate cliffhangers is because..
- C.25: She so fat I had to mention it in the title!
- C.24: So… When Does the Real Aphrodite Arrive?
- C.23: A Hero you don’t need and don’t deserve but you got one anyway. Deal with it
- C.22: Hentai? In My Kingdom? No. But Yes
- C.21: If It Smells Magical, Spit It Out
- C.20: When Ted Bundy Saved My Virginity
- C.19: Send Help: I’m the Last Straight Man Alive
- C.18: The Granny Has Awakened (And It’s Worse Than the Aliens)
- C.17: Por- See? I can’t even say it in the Title
- C.16: Dry Humping in the Time of War
- C.15: Why I Should Never Be Allowed at Peace Summits
- C.14: Beater, Behave. There Are Guests
- C.13: Beater, Virgin, Gyaat & Co: My New Royal Court
- C.12: Turns Out I’m the Second Hero King and the First One Was a Sex God
- C.11: The Ponr Comes Before the War
- C.10: Jesus Walked on Water. I Moaned on It
- C.9: His Name Was Erect, and So Was He
- C.8: Cum, He Said. I Panicked
- C.7: I Built a Stage With My Morning Wood
- C.6: Three Days Old and Already Cancelled
- C.5: From Goo Goo to Google Translate
- C.4: You’re Not My Dad… Okay, Maybe You Are, But Still—Gross
- C.3: Send Me Back—This One’s Defective
- C.2: Heaven or Hell, Just Let Me Find Sophia Leone’s OnlyFans
- C.1: “Choke Me, Daddy” Only Works When You Have a Neck