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Big Fat Raccoon Cat is Very Worried About You, Offers to Help You Become Stronger-Chapter 261: Below the Spirit Transformation Stage, I am Invincible. Above the Spirit Transformation Stage, I Call for Help
Chapter 261: Below the Spirit Transformation Stage, I am Invincible. Above the Spirit Transformation Stage, I Call for Help
“Alright, then Fatty Cat Cat, you remember to come back early.” Although Yuan Ni was a little disappointed when she heard this, she still didn’t force him to stay.
“Mm-hmm.” Li Li nodded his big head, then, under Yuan Ni’s gaze, disappeared with a “poof” sound, leaving Yuan Ni completely stunned.
On the other side, Hong Fu was drinking Coke and watching TV when a large ball of fur suddenly landed on her head. She immediately reached out and pulled it off:
“What’s going on with you, little glutton? You always fall from the sky. I even changed my seat, how did you still land on my head?”
“This cat doesn’t know either, Elder Sister. It’s the System’s fault.” Li Li, who was being held, spread his paws helplessly, indicating that he was also a victim.
After all, he couldn’t control traveling between worlds.
“Then at least let me know when you’re coming.” Hong Fu said angrily, then placed Li Li aside: “Tell me, little glutton, what do you need from me this time, coming uninvited?”
She knew this glutton wouldn’t come to her for no reason. He must have something he needed.
“Uh, this cat doesn’t need anything from you, Elder Sister. I just came to see how the waste pill acquisition is going because I’ve encountered a little trouble.” Li Li was stunned for a moment when he heard this, then spoke.
“Oh? You lazy, gluttonous fellow, you can encounter trouble?” Hong Fu immediately became interested and sat up straighter: “Tell me, what trouble did you encounter? How can Elder Sister help you?”
She knew this greedy cat wouldn’t come to her for no reason. He must have something he needed.
“It’s not a big problem, it’s just that the world I’m in is about to be invaded by another plane, so this cat came to see how the waste pill acquisition is going. I’m preparing to improve my strength.” Li Li explained briefly.
“Plane invasion?” Hong Fu thought for a moment and said, “Gluttonous Cat, does your world have a passage to another world? Generally speaking, invasions only occur when two worlds have a connected passage.”
“Like the current Earth Immortal Realm, it has passages connected to many worlds. When you return to your world, check the information carefully, you should be able to find it.”
“Okay, I’ll check it as soon as I get back. I hope the other world isn’t too strong.” Li Li sighed. If the other world was too strong, it would be over. He could only run away with his shovel officers.
Seeing this, Hong Fu couldn’t help but smile and say:
“It shouldn’t be that strong. If they were really that strong, they wouldn’t wait until now to invade. They would have conquered your world long ago.”
“So I conclude that their strength should be on par with the strength of your world. Additionally, in situations like this interracial invasion, they will be suppressed by the world. Even if they really come to your world, their strength will be greatly reduced. Relying on your hot weapons to deal with them shouldn’t be a problem.”
Although the strength of cultivators in Fatty Cat Cat’s world was relatively low, their development of hot weapons was very advanced. Relying on those hot weapons, they might not lose against a planar invasion.
They might even catch the other side off guard and directly occupy their world.
“I hope so.” Li Li nodded. Hong Fu’s words made him feel less worried, but relying on speculation was definitely not enough. He had to see it for himself.
“Alright, your world isn’t just you. Why are you so worried about such trivial matters? You should leave it to the humans there.” Hong Fu pinched Li Li’s eyebrows and said, “You’re just a little kitty, don’t think so much.”
As she spoke, she vigorously rubbed Li Li’s chubby face: “Guess how many waste pills Elder Sister collected for you?”
“Hmm? Over a thousand jin.” Li Li’s ears immediately perked up when he was asked, and he gave a rather conservative estimate.
Hearing this, Hong Fu couldn’t help shaking her head and saying:
“Am I that incompetent, Elder Sister? Can I only collect a thousand jin? Let me tell you, don’t underestimate me. Although I am an alchemist, I know a lot of people.”
“Especially when I want to acquire waste pills, those who are willing to give me face will naturally come one after another.”
“So, Elder Sister, how much did you actually collect?” Li Li blinked his big eyes and asked.
“Of course, it’s a lot, a lot, so much that I don’t even know how many tens of thousands of jin I’ve collected.” Hong Fu proudly pinched Li Li’s big round face: “I was originally planning to collect more waste pills and then send them to you, to surprise you.”
“But since you’re here today, I’ll give them to you first. It’ll save you, this little glutton, from being so anxious. It’s just an invasion, look how nervous it’s made you.”
“Mainly because I haven’t experienced it before, it’s normal to be worried.” Li Li muttered and checked his mailbox.
Since Elder Sister collected so many waste pills, it was definitely impossible to put them in a storage pouch. She must have put them in a spatial backpack.
“Then you won’t be worried after you see the waste pills Elder Sister collected for you.” Hong Fu smiled and sent the waste pills she had collected during this time to Li Li.
Hearing the email notification, Li Li quickly accepted it. He opened the email, and then he saw a sea of waste pills.
Immediately, his two eyes widened like headlights.
“How is it? Gluttonous Cat, are you scared?” Seeing Li Li’s shocked expression, Hong Fu said with a smile.
Surprised? You should be. Anyone would be surprised to see so many waste pills.
“I am indeed scared.” Li Li nodded his big head stiffly and replied, then looked at Hong Fu curiously and said, “The spirit stones I gave shouldn’t be enough to buy so many waste pills, right, Elder Sister?”
Although he gave a lot of spirit stones, they didn’t have that much purchasing power.
“Of course, you don’t think that little bit of spirit stones is really enough to buy so many, do you?” Hong Fu pinched Li Li’s round face and said, “It’s mainly because Elder Sister has a lot of face, and those sects really have no use for these waste pills. They basically gave them to me at a ten-for-one discount, otherwise, how could there be so many?”
Although waste pills also had medicinal properties, they were all negative. If you weren’t afraid of death, you could try them. Additionally, these waste pills couldn’t be thrown around randomly. It wouldn’t be good if they fell into the outside world and were eaten by mortals.
So, they could only be stored somewhere within the sect. As time passed, the waste pills piled up more and more, and in the end, they became a considerable problem.
You have to know that each sect was located in a place with abundant spiritual energy. Living in such a place, even an ordinary pig could become a demon, let alone these waste pills that had been stored for who knows how long.
Nourished by the rich spiritual energy, the spiritual energy contained in the waste pills became increasingly dense, and the fragrance they emitted became stronger and stronger. But unfortunately, the fragrance emitted was not a good fragrance. Low-level disciples would foam at the mouth after just one sniff, and if they smelled it for a long time, they would become fools.
Therefore, these sects couldn’t wait to get rid of these waste pills. But where to send them became the biggest problem. Send them to other sects? Other sects weren’t fools. What would they do with this stuff?
So, when Hong Fu told the alchemists she knew that she wanted to acquire waste pills…
These alchemists were overjoyed and immediately said they could give them away for free.
But how could Hong Fu take advantage of them? She directly asked them to give her a price. Seeing that Hong Fu said this, they considered her identity and finally offered a price of one low-grade spirit stone for a thousand jin of waste pills.
Then, without waiting for Hong Fu to say anything more, they immediately notified their sect to pack up the waste pills. Of course, the storage pouches were not given to Hong Fu.
These storage pouches were worth many times more than waste pills. After these alchemists spread the word, many sects in the Earth Immortal Realm already knew about Hong Fu’s acquisition of waste pills.
As for why they didn’t doubt its authenticity? It had to be said that when Hong Fu participated in the Alchemist Competition, she used waste pills to refine pills and poisoned a Golden Core cultivator.
From then on, Hong Fu, who was only at the Foundation Establishment Stage, became famous throughout the Earth Immortal Realm. The name “Pill Demon” was known to everyone.
There was even an unwritten rule in the Green Lotus Sword Sect: when someone enthusiastically told you that they had free new pills for you to try, you must refuse.
Otherwise, the hundreds of cultivators who walked with epilepsy, facial paralysis, and drooling were a lesson from the past.
“Elder Sister is awesome.” Hearing this, Li Li raised his paw and praised.
“Of course, if Elder Sister wasn’t awesome, how could I be called Elder Sister?” Hong Fu said proudly, lifting Li Li with both hands: “Speaking of which, I wanted to ask just now, have you gotten fatter, glutton?”
She remembered that this fatty wasn’t so fat when he came here a few days ago. How come he was extra plump today?
What had he been eating these days? How could he grow so fast?
“I’m saying, Elder Sister, is there a possibility that I haven’t eaten much recently, and I haven’t gotten fatter, I just took a bath?” Li Li, who was being lifted, said weakly.
He just took a bath, had he really become so fat? Why did everyone say he had gotten fatter when they saw him?
“A bath?” Hong Fu was stunned for a moment, then put Li Li down. She started feeling Li Li’s big head with both hands, and the more she felt, the more surprised she became: “It’s really just the fur that’s puffed up. I was wondering how you could gain weight so fast in just a few days?”
So Gluttonous Cat’s chubby appearance was just because of fluffy fur. She was wondering how Gluttonous Cat could gain weight so fast.
“Yes.” Li Li nodded and said, “If you have other things to do, Elder Sister, can you let me leave? I have to hurry back and take pills to become stronger.”
Time was tight now. He didn’t have the leisure to run around. He had to go back immediately and convert his resources into strength.
“Why do you have to go back? Can’t you take pills here? And it’s better to have Elder Sister protect you.” Hearing this, Hong Fu put Li Li on her lap and pressed her hands on Li Li’s back and said, “Just obediently take pills here, and by the way, help Elder Sister cushion her hands. Elder Sister feels like she has nowhere to put her hands when she watches TV. You’re just right to warm Elder Sister’s hands, so they don’t get cold.”
“Uh…” Hearing this, Li Li couldn’t help but twitch his eyelids.
He just wanted to say, how could a fire spirit root cultivator say that her hands would get cold? And this was a pill room, with earth fire, right?
But thinking about how the other party had collected waste pills for him, Li Li agreed to stay.
This made Hong Fu very happy. She vigorously rubbed Li Li’s round face to express her joy.
Li Li was also very helpless about Hong Fu’s behavior. Who made him owe her a favor? He could only repay it this way.
But staying here was one thing, he couldn’t forget the important things.
Choosing a suitable angle, Li Li lay down and opened his mouth wide, slowly releasing the waste pills from his spatial backpack.
The waste pills that were released were like a stream of water, forming a line that flowed down Li Li’s mouth and into his stomach.
“Bang, bang~”
“Bang, bang~”
One pill after another collided and accelerated forward, and soon the entire room was filled with the sound of pills colliding.
“Are you playing ball here, Gluttonous Cat? Why is the sound of you eating pills so loud?” Hong Fu, who was watching TV, couldn’t help but frown.
How come this Gluttonous Cat ate pills like he was fighting a war? The sound of bullets in the war movies she watched was just like this.
“Because my mouth is too small, it wouldn’t be like this if I was bigger.” Li Li, who was eating pills, paused and replied.
“Then just get bigger, can’t you get bigger and smaller?” Hong Fu said.
“Okay, then I’ll get bigger, Elder Sister.” Li Li said, and his body rapidly expanded as if inflated, quickly blocking Hong Fu’s view.
“Hmm? Gluttonous Cat, aren’t you a bit too big? How can Elder Sister watch TV like this?” Looking at the large ball of cat fur, Hong Fu patted it angrily.
This gluttonous fellow really could change. He changed so much in one go, directly blocking her view.
“Then I can only get down.” Hearing this, Li Li jumped off Hong Fu and lay flat on the ground, opening his mouth wide to catch the waste pills pouring down from his spatial backpack.
If it was a small stream just now, now it could be said to be a raging river.
Seeing this, Hong Fu angrily put her feet on Li Li’s belly, who was lying on the ground: “Are you deliberately not letting me cushion my hands, Gluttonous Cat? Then you, this fatty, just stay under here and cushion my feet. I told you to get a little bigger, but you’re almost a pig now.”
This Gluttonous Cat was full of tricks. The sound was quieter after he got bigger, but he was also too big for her to comfortably cushion her hands. Did this Gluttonous Cat think he could escape her grasp this way? He was underestimating her.
“I can’t help it, Elder Sister, you said the sound was too loud.” Li Li said, trying to lift his head. After confirming that her feet didn’t stink, he lay back down.
“I don’t care, anyway, you, this Gluttonous Cat, have to stay here and be my footrest as compensation.” Hong Fu muttered as she stepped on Li Li’s big belly, feeling like she was stepping on a ball of dough instead of a cat’s belly.
She couldn’t help but feel playful, and her two feet began to tap rhythmically on the big white belly.
Li Li, who was swallowing waste pills, was stunned at first, but then ignored it.
“Mimi, you’re late again today.” By the time Li Li finally arrived at Liu Yun’s house, the sky was gloomy.
Liu Yun, who was eating, saw Li Li arrive and couldn’t help but complain.
This bad guy was late every day, and today he was even later.
“Yes, yes. This cat knows he’s late, but this cat is really busy.” Li Li, who squeezed in through the window crack, nodded his big head and walked towards Liu Yun.
“What are you busy with on a rainy day?” Wu Xiaohui asked curiously. This Fatty Cat usually did nothing but beg for food and wander around.
But with such heavy rain today, where could he have gone?
“Of course I’m busy with important things, and not just any important things.” Li Li said as he jumped up from the ground and took out a bottle of dark green potion from his storage space and placed it on the table: “This is Evolution Essence, much stronger than the Evolution Potion you took last time, Elder Sister. Hurry up and take it after you finish eating.”
“The world is very dangerous now, it’s about to be invaded by another plane. You need to improve your strength quickly, Elder Sister.”
“Plane invasion?” Liu Yun couldn’t help but stop what she was doing. Wu Xiaohui was also stunned.
“Yes, it’s an alien invasion.” Li Li nodded, and Wu Xiaohui’s voice came from beside him:
“They’re not aliens, they’re demons, Fatty Cat Cat.”
“Ah? Elder Sister Xiaohui, you know them?” Liu Yun couldn’t help but ask in surprise.
“Yeah, how do you know they’re not aliens but demons, Elder Sister?” Li Li also looked at Wu Xiaohui curiously.
“Because I’ve heard of it. Our world is called the Spirit Realm, and the world of demons is called the Demon Realm. The two realms were originally connected.”
“But because demons are warlike by nature and constantly launch wars, a powerful being sealed the passage between the two realms a long time ago.” Wu Xiaohui explained. This kind of thing was basically common knowledge when they were alive. She didn’t expect that no one knew about it in this era.
“So you’re saying that the seal is about to disappear, causing the two realms to reconnect?” Liu Yun quickly understood.
“Yes, after all, the seal can’t last forever. Sooner or later, it will be broken.” Wu Xiaohui nodded.
“Then, Elder Sister, do you know anything else about demons?” Li Li asked after listening.
As the saying goes, know yourself and know your enemy, and you will never be defeated. He only knew the name of these demons.
“Legend has it that all demons have horns, and the stronger they are, the bigger their horns. They believe in the strong being respected, so they have a prevalent martial culture.”
“This is also the reason why the Spirit Realm was defeated by the Demon Realm when the two realms were still interacting. That’s why the ancient powerful beings sealed the passage between the two realms. However, as the powerful beings ascended to the Earth Immortal Realm and time passed, this matter was gradually forgotten by everyone.” The bald male cultivator slowly said, looking at the yellowed paper.
As expected, when in doubt, consult the books. Once you check, everything becomes clear.
“So, the planar war that senior mentioned is the opening of the passage between the demons and our world?”
“Yeah, I don’t know how strong the demons are now.”
“That’s right, if there’s a Nascent Soul ancestor, wouldn’t we be finished?” The cultivators panicked after listening.
They originally thought that after waiting for the spiritual energy to recover, they would be able to become Foundation Establishment experts.
But now they were told that demons would invade? Facing these demons, who even the ascended powerful beings had to seal the passage to, they were really panicked.
“Everyone, calm down. Although demons are strong, we’re not pushovers either. Don’t forget that this isn’t the ancient times anymore. We have hot weapons now.” Seeing this, the bald male cultivator knocked on the table and said.
“Yeah, even if there’s really a Nascent Soul ancestor, I don’t believe he can withstand a nuke.” Lü Jin agreed.
Modern hot weapons were no joke. Even if the other side was really strong, he believed they couldn’t withstand a nuke.
“That’s right, Xiao Jin has a point. Everyone, don’t panic. Let’s quickly report this news and find out where the seal is together so we can take precautions in advance.” Huang Zhongda agreed.
Although demons were strong, fortunately, this wasn’t the time for cold weapon warfare. They had hot weapons now.
“Mm, Zhongda and I have the same idea.” The bald male cultivator smiled and nodded, then reported the matter.
“Oh, so these guys have horns on their heads?” Li Li nodded his big head. The news he got from the female ghost Elder Sister made him feel a lot more at ease.
Firstly, there were definitely no Spirit Transformation cultivators among the demons, otherwise, they would have torn open the seal long ago.
Secondly, although the two worlds were sealed, they were still interconnected.
In other words, if the spiritual energy in their world declined, the demons wouldn’t be any better off.
Then what was he afraid of? Below the Spirit Transformation Stage, he was invincible. Above the Spirit Transformation Stage? He would have to run away and call for help.
As long as he was willing to spend System Coins, he wouldn’t be afraid of not being able to find someone who could take care of them, right?
“Yes, demons consider horns to be beautiful.” Wu Xiaohui nodded and said, “If you find a demon with very large horns, remember to be very careful.”