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After returning from Deng Yunqiang's house, Deng Shirong, who had not used the toilet for two days, finally couldn't hold it in any longer, so he picked up a **** cake and walked towards the village's **** lake.

Shit cake and Shit Lake are both transliterations of Hakka. The so-called Shit cake is a bamboo stick used for shaving buttocks. No one in the countryside in this era would use toilet paper to wipe their buttocks. All they use is this kind of polished bamboo stick without t ...

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