Cultivation Nerd - Chapter 5: I Like Turtles

❉This article is in Orthopedics.

Xiao Nian came to Douluo Continent to become Tang Nian, and wanted to train Tang San to be a filial brother of twenty-four. As a result, the two looked at each other and got on.
Probably: Tang Nian: I will be my younger brother from now on, so treat me well.
Tang San: Yes.
A few years later.
Tang Nian: I like you, and I can see that you like me, so let’s be together.
Tang San: Yes.
Tang Nian: Now that we are together, those peach blossoms of yours should be gone. The younger sister is the younger sister, and the passers-by are passers-by.
Tang San: Yes.

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①cp: Tang San x Tang Nian. Lord accept, Tang San is attacking.
②The original text will be compressed as much as possible.
Note: This article is orthopedics. If I don’t prostitute Tang San, what Douluo fans do I write about?
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Content tags: Past and present life, a match made in heaven, another world continent, sweet text
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- Description from novelbuddy

T/N: In Chinese, the 穿 in time travel is the same character as the 穿 in wear clothes.

“Why must I travel back in time (穿越 chuan yue)?” – Qing Qiao

“Because… If you don’t wear clothes (穿 chuan)… You’ll catch a cold…” – Qing Qiao’s servant girl, Dong Xi.

If you once thought this was a time traveling novel…

What is a Benz? Beautiful men step aside. As a knowledgable woman who has gone through higher education, how can I tolerate a backward life without a computer, without chocolate, without a flushing toilet bowl? No matter what I must return back to the future! Thus started, Gu Qing Qiao’s silly ridiculous legend, a side-splittingly funny case that started with one bowl of roast pork rice.

But sadly, we may have guessed the start, but we weren’t able to guess the end…

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As a top cultivator in the Canglang Realm, Fang Mu has been a little troubled recently.

Because his new apprentice seems to be a little brainless.

…

Brain-disabled apprentice: “Master, the GM you killed is dead!”

Fang Mu: “Nonsense, people are killed and still not dead?”

Brain-disabled apprentice: “No, I mean, he died in the real world!”

Fang Mu: “Isn’t this the reality?”

The brain-dead apprentice “Of course not, you are just an NPC in the game!!!”

Fang Mu: “…”

…

Brain-disabled apprentice: “By the way, master, the last time it was a closed beta test, how come you haven’t been recalled?”

Fang Mu: “Oh, there was indeed a time travel back in the first two months.

But here I was blocked. ”

Brain-disabled apprentice: “Master, you are a bug…”

“Um?”

“Master, you will be corrected by GM with code!”

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“Welcome to the Punishment Zone, scums.”

“Please tear the masks of pseudo-gods into pieces here.”

“However, you must remember—the time for slaughter takes place only after sunset.”

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