Beers and Beards - Chapter 19Book 4: : Embassy Ball

... oken up with a goat, it’s a warm, cozy, smelly, horny thing to wake up to. And not in the good way.

“Ugh! Penelope! Gerrof me!” I groaned, trying to shove the surprisingly heavy unigoat out of my bed.

*Baaaah!!!!* [Translated from Prima Donna Goat] “Stop hogging the blankets!”

She used her pointy horn to grab my blanket and pull it over her body, then curled into it. That left me cold, exposed, and cranky.

Not the best way to start the first day at my new job.