Remember when I said I wanted to visit Malachi’s place?

The one he bragged about so hard about having beautiful women with big breasts and ass? Yea, I should’ve just kept my mouth shut..

"MOM!!! DAD!!! I’M HOME!!!"

"My baby!!!!" A massive, silver furred ape appeared at the entrance to Malachi’s home.

It wasn’t anything you might be thinking, stop being racist.

They didn’t live In stone caves or mountains. No. Wait, they did live on a mountain, but it wasn’t as prehistoric as you’d think.

They were quite advanced.

I could see flying cars. yes, flying cars being ridden by monkeys, on a fucking mountain.

How’s that for transmigration nonsense?

Skyscrapers that pierced the clouds, the massive statue of a simian with a golden hoop on its head, wielding a staff, stood smack dab in the center of what they called, the city of FLOWERS AND FRUITS.

Yes, you heard me right.

So, no, the city wasn’t my problem.

My problem were the inhabitants.

I should’ve known something was up the moment the monkey dared call my lovely women ugly, because tell me why all around, all I could see were 8ft tall gorillas in casual wears??

Yes, you heard me right, I’d suddenly found myself in a place where I wasn’t the tallest, not by a mile, apparently, Malachi is quite short for his clan.

A seven foot monkey, short!

Yes, the "women" here had big boobs and big asses, ridiculously big, but that wasn’t something mere mortals should dare touch, I admit I’m arrogant and greedy, but I’m not suicidal, I wasn’t touching anything that had a 100% chance at merking.

So, after being brutally surprised by the absurdity of his hometown, I wasn’t all that shocked when a 12ft tall, slender, silver furred gorilla appeared in an apron.

Oh! Who am I kidding!

"What the fuck?" I froze completely..

"Mom!" Malachi rushed into her embrace as she lifted him up like he weighed absolutely nothing.

I just stood there, mouth agape as I stared at this slender, for her race, simian.

"Young Kai, who’re the guests? Care to introduce me?" A soothing, calming voice, packed full with that brand of motherly tenderness you could identify from miles away, blessed my ears...

"Damn!" Was all I could say..

"Oh, forgive my manners." The monkey got out of her embrace, as he finally addressed me and the shrunken Leo.

"Mom, these guys are my friends from the academy, the one with his mouth open is Dante, he’s normally composed but I guess your awesomeness has him shocked, the chicken-cat in his hair is called Leo." His "candid" introduction, snapped me back to reality as I tried to regain my composure..

"Hi there little ones, thank you for taking care of my little Kai." The woman smiled, a gentle expression gracing her simian features.

Little ones.

.....Little.

I, Dante fucking Draken, had finally met someone other than aunt v that calls me little, and I couldn’t even argue.

Damn!.

"It’s.. it’s nothing madam, he might be a fool sometimes but nothing I can’t handle." I replied curtly.

"Call me auntie, afterall you’re Kai’s friend." She smiled.

"Auntie."

"Good, now where’s that bloak of a husband of mine.." she suddenly turned, Voice rising..

"Son Kai Stoneborn, if you don’t get your lazy ass down here!!!" Her voice thundered through the mansion as she called for who I suppose would be her husband..

"Oof, seems ma is angry.." Malachi shrunk back a bit..

Yea, seems no one wanted to contend with an angry mom.

"Hahahahaha... my love, I’m here, I’ve been here all along, ain’t that right Kai?" A cheerful voice sounded right behind us, as the lights above were suddenly covered.

I turned my head robotically, facing the hairy torso of the new entrant.

Yeah the torso, raising my head slowly, my eyes met the blood red eyes of probably the largest gorilla I’d seen in this city, he was well over 20 feet tall, and I couldn’t even sense any form of abilities being active, meaning this was this man’s natural state.

A giant ape in a Hawaiian shirt wasn’t part of anything I had on my itinerary, the composure I’d tried so hard to gather falling away like dead leaves.

His red fur stood on ends as an impish smile appeared on his face, his eyes shifting towards Malachi every so often as he spoke up once more.

"Right son? You saw me when you entered, right? Right??" The man winked so many times I was worried his eyes might come off..

"Ummm...."

"Malachi Alvarious Stoneborn, if you dare lie to me...."

"He wasn’t, I saw nothing, I only saw you mother.." Malachi didn’t even wait for her to finish before he folded, and I couldn’t even blame him, from the look in the woman’s eyes, I would’ve folded instantly too if it were me.

The large ape shivered violently as his massive form suddenly took cautious steps backwards, shaking the whole place..

"Now, Shafrin, hear me out..."

He immediately turned and made moves to bolt, but unfortunately..

"You and me, talk, now!" A silver furred arm had already grabbed the large simian by his ears dragging him off..

"Help... me..." a quiet whisper of help was the last thing we heard before the unfortunate man was taken away..

I won’t lie, seeing a twenty foot gorilla being dragged off by one almost half his size was pure comedy, but I wasn’t laughing, cause I already knew what fate awaited the man..

"Rest in peace brother, you will be missed" I gave a subtle salute..

"Don’t worry, mom and dad are like this on most days, dad should only suffer some minor scolding, if he’s lucky." Malachi reassured us, yet it wasn’t even a few seconds after he’d done so that..

"Shafrin! Shafrin wait...!!"

BOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

A huge explosion shook the entire house...

"My love!!! WAIT!!!!"

BANG!!!

CRASSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

The sounds of fighting reached our ears..

"Oof... well I guess he isn’t so lucky today, must be because we have guests." The monkey muttered to himself.

Turning toward us with a smile as he reassured us once more..

"Don’t worry, since we’ve got guests, mother won’t be too heavy handed on the old man."

BOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!

"That’s a collector’s item!! SHAFRINNN..."

"DIES YOU LAZY APE!!!"

BOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!

"Yea, a few broken ribs and such and she’ll be right back to her lovely self."

Looking at the smiling monkey, feeling the mansion quake with every collision, I couldn’t help but wonder..

"Do I really have no one in my life that’s remotely normal?"

BOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!

"So, who’s hungry!!!"

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A/N: seems Dante isn’t the only one with a love for the crazies, damn bro, your mom’s fire...

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